I’m driving down the road and as usual I’m thinking the big thoughts. (I do not have small thoughts.) (My smallest thought ever was probably peanut butter and spicy ranch pretzel chains and that still netted me nine large on Kickstarter.) I’m distracted by the gorgeous day, smooth and curvaceous,…
Get a loaf of this (no way am I fixing that sweet typo): I had to go to the bank today. The bank. Like inside? The building?
I don’t think I’ve stepped foot in a bank since Stephen Hawking invented ATMs because who am I, Liberace or whatever with fancy financial things to do? Like I need a small…
Heeeeyyyyy there’s my boys!
Conference panel on trolling sits in silence with awkward faces during entire session
Just wrapped 3 glorious days at the International Pizza Expo in Las Vegas!
Attention: There’s a International Pizza Expo in Las Vegas.
Back in the office today. A sense of normalcy has returned.